i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
"why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral bitch
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl